Monday, February 28, 2005

Poked a hole in the pope...

My friend Citizen Rahne has a new song Papal Tracheotomy that she has released to the internet. It's stuck in my head now. Be warned. It is part of her Songs that NPR Taught Me series. Click here for the All Things Considered piece.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

I Heart "Bride and Prejudice"


I just saw Bride and Prejudice yesterday - it was awesome. I appreciated Chada's adaptation that merges the Austen novel with Bollywood genre conventions. Plus, eyecandy for everyone. Aishwarya Rai is ridiculously beautiful. Me and my friends were often the only people laughing in the theater during some of the funniest parts of the film.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Our Leader


Our Leader
I found this story on Blue Lemur. Of course, the difference between this poster and the ones that I posted before is that the leader's government ostensibly didn't have to pay for its production.

Friday, February 18, 2005

The Big Brother


Big Brother is Watching You (screen capture from the 1956 Michael Anderson film Nineteen Eighty-four).

The Führer


The People, the Country, the Leader!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

The Chairman

The first of four in a series on leadership posters.

Chairman Mao is the red sun in our hearts.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Puppy Antics

During the day, aside from intermitten periods of play-time, the puppy naps. This translates into lots of energy at night. When he should be sleeping he's putzing about in his crate. This morning I was woken up at 4 in the morning to the sound of him chowing down on his own vomit. Doh. After I cleaned him off and was washing the crate he took advantage of my distraction by shitting on the carpet. Double-doh. I only noticed because I stepped in a small piece of a 5 piece masterpiece in the corner. Triple-doh. Serves me right for being nice and wanting to wait for him to warm up before taking him out into the rain for a potty walk. My goal today is to take advantage of the good weather to tire him out with lots of walks - provided this plan doesn't backfire on me and get me all sleepy and unable to get work done later tonight - it's a brilliant plan.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Drug Resistant HIV virus

In a NYTimes article, on online responses to the public announcement regarding the possible discovery of a new mutated strain of HIV that resists all known drugs, the journalist ends with: Jon, a 33-year-old New York escort who uses the Web site Manhunt.com, a popular gay dating site, said in a telephone interview that even the most educated and cautious often slip into dangerous behavior. On Friday night, he said, an H.I.V.-positive lover he had met online came over to watch a movie. Though he worked in health care for 15 years and usually insists on practicing protected sex, this time he did not make his lover wear a condom. "After the sex, I freaked out," he said. "I thought, 'How stupid to go that route after 40 years of being negative.'" He was 33 years old? But has gone 40 years of being HIV negative? Is this suppose to be the humorous and ironic ending to the article?

New experiences this weekend....

  • Realizing that if you aren't wearing gloves, picking up fresh dog shit in the cold will keep your hands warm (especially if the plastic bag you use is thin).
  • French bulldog puppies are crazy... in a good way.
  • When you walk a dog in NYC, you are fair game for stanger initiated conversations
  • Some people think my dog looks like a terrier, others think it's pug-ish.
  • The polite response to a woman who asks whether or not I plan to dock my dog's ears is not "Many people think the docking of ears is inhumane and borders on animal cruelty"

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Who looks like whom?

Do you think people look like their pets? (via puptastic)

Thursday, February 10, 2005

What do you think of this pickup line?

Hey, my great-great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress... How 'bout it?

I am of course refering to Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles of course. It was clear the heir to the throne was keen on country-loving hunting fan Camilla from the start, especially when she jokingly mentioned that her maternal great-great-grandmother, Alice Keppel, was the long-time mistress of Charles's great-great-grandfather, Edward VII. Parker Bowles, then Camilla Shand, is said to have told the Prince: "My great-great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress, so how about it?"

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Pure-breeds and Hybrids....

Columbia news service writer Farrell writes: Sometimes called "designer mutts," puppies like the schnoodle, the cockabiche and the shih apso are rapidly gaining in popularity and selling at exorbitant prices. The schnoodle, cockabiche, and the shih apso? My goodness - next thing you tell me will be that they've crossed a labrador with a poodle to produce the labradoodle. These breeders have a perverse sense of humor.

Theorist Donna Haraway has commented in an interview with Prickly Paradigm Press: I'm interested in creatures that inhabit borderlands. Dogs inhabit the borderland between the civilized and the wildness that lies just beyond. Dogs are about unfreedom. Dogs are degraded wolves. They're about the realization of man's will in nature. All that is fascinating to me. I wonder what she would think dogs that embody the borders of race and breed that humans have established. What I also find unremarked upon is that if you read the history of every breed, you'll get the sense that mixing was an active part of that breeds genesis. But seriously though, a labradoodle?

Monday, February 07, 2005

Targeting Gays....

PlanetOut has a "hey, advertise with us page" where they feature press releases of successful ad campaigns. The release quotes Nivea for men's marketing manager, Joseph Venezia, as saying: "Nivea for men believed it would benefit from targeting gays." Yeah, get the "gays" to buy your stuff. *barf*

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Down the street this week...


The Westminster dog show is happening next week - exactly corresponding to when my breeder is coming to town to deliver the puppy. Hmmmm. Anyhow, if tickets weren't so expensive, I would have been interested in poking my head in to have a look see.

Huh... The Belief-o-matic

The Belief-o-matic (via Robbie's World).


1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Hinduism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (92%)
4. Jainism (90%)
5. Neo-Pagan (70%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (70%)
7. Sikhism (67%)
8. Liberal Quakers (60%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
10. New Age (53%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
12. Taoism (50%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (47%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (46%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
16. Seventh Day Adventist (43%)
17. Scientology (42%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
20. New Thought (39%)
21. Secular Humanism (37%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
23. Reform Judaism (35%)
24. Islam (28%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Nontheist (21%)

Friday, February 04, 2005

WDTD?

[warning... kinda fucked up post]

A variation on my earlier What Would You Have Done? Here is a "What Did They Do" quiz.

Imagine this.. some broke-ass college students want to prank their former high school by putting a sex doll up in a tree. After said students got to the local sex shop, C&C, they realized that the white doll costs a minimum of $100, while the black dolls start from $20.

Did they?
A) Realize that they couldn't afford to pull off this prank and called it off to go home and blog about it.
B) Realize they were being horribly misogynist and purchased a non-humanoid sex doll to put up in the tree.
C) Stripped the friend in the group they liked least and tied him up in a tree.
D) Lynch a black sex doll.

This post that I stumbled on today has the whole story.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

But is the printout vegetarian?


The NYTimes is running an article about a sushi restaurant that prints out images of sushi on flavored edible paper. "He also prepares edible photographs flavored to fit a theme: an image of a cow, for example, might taste like filet mignon." Hmmm. Interesting concept... but somehow, I don't imagine I'd be satisfied. (via /.)

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Please... no more vodka martinis...

I learned how to drink on tequila - what can I say, I grew up in California. My drink of choice "evolved" away from that strong tasting booze to to it's diametrical opposite - vodka. I got pretty good at drinking the flavorless liquor as well. I even managed to hold my own in a vodka drinking contest with some Polish exchange students while I was studying abroad. It was abroad that I was introduced to the "vodka martini," it was also abroad that I heard Aqua's "Barbie Girl" for the first time. I was wrong on both counts when I assumed the later was a freaky east asian phenomenon and the former was the way that a martini should be drunk. I was reminded of this when I had to make my nightcap martini with vodka tonight because I was out of gin... gah. c'est terrible.