Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Capitol

Whenever I'm back in DC I'm reminded about how short people seem to be here... it's like all of a sudden I've gotten taller by around 5 inches. hmmm... according to wikipedia, the napolean complex - is a colloquial term used to describe a type of inferiority complex suffered by people who are short... Typically people with this complex will compensate in many ways, reaching beyond their personal performance. A person with a Napoleon Complex may set pictures in their home to lower levels and make other such accommodations which will enable them to feel taller in their surroundings. Compensatory behavior exhibited by those with a Napolean complex may also include being overly aggressive or argumentative and a need to over-achieve, which all serve to give the person a sense of greater self worth. Is it a coincidence that they congregate at the nation's capitol? I think not.

non sequitur of the day: People in DC seem to think that my dog is fat.

Monday, December 26, 2005

what are you looking for?



Recently, trying to figure out how to spell crucification, I realized that one can purchase almost anything on ebay.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

kicking it in the greatest city in america...


aka the city that breeds... but during last night's performance at the ottobar I got to enjoy the the de-generettes rock out opening for Trixie Little's John Water's Chrismas Special... snagged myself a evil tap-dancing hate monkey t-shirt.... especially scotty the blue bunny's MC-ing... who doesn't love a 6'2" man in platform heels and a spandex bunny outfit?

Sunday, December 04, 2005

It's that time of year...

When Thanksgiving morphs into Christmas.. all around the city generators are running full blast to power the Christmas lights that are draped across trees for sale on street corners. I always feel sorry for the really small trees, which you see plenty of in New York, as most people's apartments are really small. The potential of growth into a majestic pine tree... cut short at 3 feet... sad.

The other day, I was at the gym trying to relax in the sauna... when...drama. This one guy kept on following another guy around going... "do you even know him?!?" ... while the other guy ignored him.... I had no idea how to read the situation, except that both guys set off my gaydar...

Saturday, December 03, 2005

sonic weapons redux

a la my earlier post about pirates being fended off with sonic weapons, another sound based weapon has been produced... except it's targeted at "teenage loiterers"... apparently the mosquito emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that can be heard by most people younger than 20 and almost no one older than 30... kinda creepy.