Personal trainer or a gigolo?
- He only ever wears shorts or sleeveless mesh sports jerseys (even during February).
- He looks like he's on steroids (ginormous arms).
- He has a year round tan (which sometimes looks orange).
- He is almost always in the company of a number of thin semi-attractive older women who drive ridiculously expensive cars (>$100k).
- They are always loading or unloading luggage from said car.
- At the gym, he gives pep talks over the cell phone about making decisions and the difficulties of owning one's own business.
- He is around at all times of day (i.e. he'll be at the gym on said phone during regular business hours).
- He gives relationship advice to women that he is in the company of.
- He lives on the fifth floor (i.e. if he was independently wealthy he wouldn't live in my apartment building).
- One of my neighbors jokes with him about the fact that he's a gigolo.
- people passing in the hallway, he is rushing down the stairs
Her: ahh, the busy life of a gigolo
Him: you *wink* know it - He winks a lot.
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