Late night testing...

I don't think it's all that accurate, but hey.. it's way to late to care...

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches. You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that. If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

You are compatible with both:


The Bachelor
Straight-up. Studly. The Bachelor an honest, good-thinking guy, and though he's very sexually active, people don't perceive him as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever.

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The Playboy
Clean. Smooth. Successful. The Playboy is spontaneous, and his energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find him fun to be around, and girls find him compelling. He has lots of sex, and he manages it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. He probably knows karate, too.


You're exact opposite:

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
People believe in him, and then he sends them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.