Fat Activist Marilyn Wann...

On the idea that fat people have no self-control: "If we were out of control, every time someone made some nasty comment about weight, we'd just sit on them until they apologized. If we got really good and out of control, we'd boycott the diet industry and show them who's boss. We'd run amok with chainsaws, whacking out the armrests in movie theaters and commercial airliners. We'd stage sit-ins at New York fashion shows, in state legislatures, on beaches... Fat people out of control? I can't wait!"