Fun (not) with dictation software...

This is what the dictation software thought I said - "The stupid stupid have been stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid petition software patients are not petitions software, the to get it, but in the petitions software is not new food. The other listens to the fence and so what the end and for the sufficient software. No not sufficient software school mission! That school mission the exclamation! Not sufficient missions software, but we a other, been sufficient the patient software been sufficient patients suffer the insufficient. Been sufficient not been sufficient in sufficient in two insufficient insufficient software. This software is moving No not been laid."

Suffice it to say... it's not what I said.

This New York Times paragraph: "If walking upright first set early human ancestors apart from their ape cousins, it may have been their eventual ability to run long distances with a springing step over the African savanna that influenced the transition to today's human body form, two researchers are reporting today."

Becomes: "is looking up with its first that early human ancestors apart from that the cousins, it may have been their eventual of balloons you can lead the long distances with this brings that over you offered him so fond of the influence the transition to abuse human body forum, through reason for that the"

Hmmmmm. you offered him so fond of the influence the transition to abuse human body forum?