A generous offer... but one I must decline at this time...

Via a certain someone

Who writes: I came across a blog called Procrastinatory Musings yesterday. Not only is it thoroughly entertaining, but the guy who runs it is Asian American, queer and absolutely gorgeous. I wonder if he'd like a naked erotic massage.

I am quite taken by the compliment (thanks!). But I wonder how he would have referred to me if he got the chance to massage me.... seeing as "The Grad Student" moniker has already been taken up by one of his buddies - would I become "Grad Student #2" - take 'em two at a time and write about it in the morning?